KUTE KILLER

thevulcantimelord:

When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:

foodchewer:

religious views: booty 

unicornsandrainbowmoustaches:

hazwards:

do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet 

my entire life

eissubed:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

Bullshit. 

What the fuck?

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

stenpaithegreat:

WHENEVER I GET A DOKI YOU ALL THINK I’M BEING CUTE BUT REALLY I JUST

max-galactica:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

Break an expensive vase

kiss kiss fall in love